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A perfect present....

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Dan-MO

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There was once a married couple with the wife being a little bit of a pouting nag when she didn't get exactly her way.

Each year she begged her husband for a new sports car for her birthday.Each year there was no way he could afford it so each year he got nagged at and the wife pouted for several days after her birthday.Several years passed with the same scenario every year at her birthday.

Finally she was determined that she WOULD get what she wanted this year.She gave him a ultimatum the day before her birthday saying that when she looked out into the driveway the next morning there had BETTER be something parked there that would go from zero to 200 in 10 seconds or less!

Early the next morning she rushed to the window and looked out at the driveway to see not a sports car but a small gift wrapped box.Furious but also curious she rushed out and opened the box to find.......A sparkling new set of bathroom scales with a note inside that said "Just step on these and I gaurantee they will go from zero to OVER 200 in 10 seconds or less!

And they lived happily ever after............NOT!
 
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I had a cousin. Her name was Verna. She died last year so I can tell this story. I had a 58 Vette and she wanted to go for a ride.

No Verna was sorta build different than a human. She was 4ft 10 and weighed 300 pounds. I told the girl that if she was two inches taller she would be a perfect Sphere.!

Anyway, We went out to the car, me a walking and her a waddleing. She had a good humor about my teasing. I got in and She wedged herself in. Sorta like inserting a suppository I guess. She got in and settled, the car seemed to slant a bit. :D I told her to buckle up. She grabbed the seat belt and tried to get it around her. Nuntin doing! I told her to extend it out all the way. She did. Still didn't fit.

Well there were no seat belt laws in those days or Verna would never have gotten her ride in my Vette!!
 
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