I was talking to a older man today who told me his first wife was the best squirrel hunter he ever heard of......she could bag her limit in no time at all without the use of a gun or any other type weapon. When I asked him how she did it, he told me she would simply walk thru the woods until she spotted a squirrel in a tree. She would then stand at the bottom of the tree and stare at the squirrel. When the squirel looked down at her....the woman was so ugly that the squirrel had heart failure and fell dead. He said that they used this method for several years until sadly he had to let her go.......When I asked him why, he sighed and said that she finally got so ugly it was tearing up the squirrel meat too badly! .............