Randy Cosner
New member
The Three C'S
Cows, Constitution, and Commandments.
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years
ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of
Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them
all a cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why
don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using
it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building
full of lawyers, judges, and politicians! It creates a hostile
work environment!
Cows, Constitution, and Commandments.
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years
ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of
Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them
all a cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why
don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using
it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building
full of lawyers, judges, and politicians! It creates a hostile
work environment!