Neil in West Jersey
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A married man meets a woman in a bar after work and ends up going back to her apartment and sleeping with her. While he is getting dressed and ready to leave he asks her if she can bring him a potted plant. She thinks this is an odd request, but she brings the potted plant. " Rub some dirt on my hands" he says to the woman. Once again, she thinks this is an odd request, but she rubs the dirt on his hands anyway.
When he gets home his wife is waiting at the door. "Where have you been? You are three hours late!", she screams.
"Well", he replies I met this beautiful young blond woman, and we went back to her appartment and made love".
"Let me see your hands", the angry wife demands. The man holds out his hands. "You filthy liar!" she yells. "You've been out metal detecting again!"
When he gets home his wife is waiting at the door. "Where have you been? You are three hours late!", she screams.
"Well", he replies I met this beautiful young blond woman, and we went back to her appartment and made love".
"Let me see your hands", the angry wife demands. The man holds out his hands. "You filthy liar!" she yells. "You've been out metal detecting again!"