Wayne in BC
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A elderly Shepherd was moving his flock along a country road one morning and as he opened a pasture gate to put the flock in he stumbled, falling into the barbed wire. He was stuck fast and helpless, his arms and legs caught in the wire, he remained there for quite some time as his flock wandered around.
Suddenly a car appeared and stopped quickly as there were sheep all over the road. The pretty dark haired young woman saw the helpless Shepherd and rushed to help him.
When he was freed and thanked the young lady, she was gushing about the sheep, saying that she had never seen any up close before and how pretty they were. She said she wished she could have one for a pet.
The old fellow said, you have been very helpful and kind, if you wish to have one just take your choice! The lady said, wow! Ok i will take the black one, and quickly began to load it into her car.
The Shepherd said after a bit, maam, if i can guess your natural hair color........
May i have my dog back?
Suddenly a car appeared and stopped quickly as there were sheep all over the road. The pretty dark haired young woman saw the helpless Shepherd and rushed to help him.
When he was freed and thanked the young lady, she was gushing about the sheep, saying that she had never seen any up close before and how pretty they were. She said she wished she could have one for a pet.
The old fellow said, you have been very helpful and kind, if you wish to have one just take your choice! The lady said, wow! Ok i will take the black one, and quickly began to load it into her car.
The Shepherd said after a bit, maam, if i can guess your natural hair color........
May i have my dog back?
bet dat would frost her korn flakes